The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.
I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.
by Piptholomew June 23, 2017
Get the Crown rumpingmug. A Canyon Crown is the head of a victim who has been decapitated by Giza Glass. The Giza Glass doesn't entirely cut off a part of the human body, but instead when a body part is cut off, the victim can still control it and has no real body effects due to the nature of the glass. The part of the body that has been cut off will swell up and grow if not treated with vinegar, hence why Canyon Crowns appear in such a large size.
Wow, I really can't believe my aunt went to the Grand Canyon, got decapitated by some big-ass statue with a weird sword, and became a fucking Canyon Crown.
by Lil_BJ December 29, 2023
Get the Canyon Crownmug. Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”
Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”
by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023
Get the Crowningmug. Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.
by SandhillCrane September 2, 2024
Get the Crown of thoughtmug. by Littlemadleyboy May 17, 2020
Get the Kings crownmug. The act of receiving a crown or having a crown placed on one's head. For example in the video game Kirby's Return to Dreamland the character Magolor is crowned with the master crown after tricking Kirby and his friends.
by 0Magolor April 15, 2022
Get the Crownedmug. There are 3 colleges/Universities in Tallahassee. FSU, FAMU, and TCC. The Tallahassee Triple Crown is where you have sex with a girl from each school in one academic semester.
After finishing the FAMU leg of the Tallahassee Triple Crown, Blake could finally focus on finals week.
by BSuperior January 11, 2013
Get the Tallahassee Triple Crownmug.