Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

limbotic-crisis

When a decision that has 2 or more outcomes that are both possibly disastrous and is hard to decide.

The government is in a state of limbotic-crisis on whether to put the country into full lockdown or to allow people to go out, causing the virus to spread.

by devil wolf983 October 13, 2020

Dirty Chrisiely

When a person sucks there partners cock so hard that they give them blood blisters and/or suck the skin straight off of the penis.

Damn bro! My girl sent me to the ER last week after that Dirty Chrisiely!

by No mistakes September 7, 2021

Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C)

When you don't post on Instagram for long periods of time or constantly post and delete pictures because they don't go with your feed. Or you don't know what your next Instagram theme is gonna be.

Jack: I went with a black and white theme for insta because I'm going through an Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C) and can't think of a new aesthetic

by thatsochocolate January 21, 2016

mid-cyph crisis

1. when someone gets in their emotional while smoking a joint/blunt

2. when someone drops the joint/blunt everyone is sharing

3. when the order of who hits the joint/blunt gets confused

"We were smoking in the park and after 5 hits she had a mid-cyph crisis about her dog dying."

"everytime i smoke with you, we have a mid cyph crisis!"

by diirtbaag August 3, 2016

Quarter Life Crisis

The period beginning some time during high school and lasting until college graduation in which a person feels emotionally and physically out of shape compared to others. Is similar to a mid life crisis but there is no way to spend your way out since you're broke and have to actually change yourself.

I must be going through a quarter life crisis. I just feel so depressed and I'm not even through with college.

by dealhpig2 July 24, 2016

Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.

Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.

by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017