Eggstential Crisis

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.
I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!
by Major T. April 17, 2019
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crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.
Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.
by nikos68 October 15, 2017
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Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.
Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me
by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023
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Meme Crisis

A "Meme Crisis" is when you use a shitty meme as a response
Guy 1: what a simp
Guy 2: wow you hit a meme crisis or something?
by Vxmpire May 08, 2020
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denial crisis

The overwhelming discomfort felt when evidence supporting truths are negated by a complicit audience.
The U.S. is currently suffering from (denial crisis).
by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper December 11, 2017
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Identity crisis

When someone has been pressured to identify themselves, but is not yet self aware, by someone claiming to be an authority.

This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.

Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.
I'm a cis gender male and just took a college class notlw I'm having an identity crisis, am I vegan?
by Juncture May 19, 2024
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yap crisis

when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.
person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
by cum muncher 23000 December 04, 2023
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