Craplatic

Can Be Used To Positively Describe Any Person, Object Or Situation. Comes From Re-arranging 'Practical'.

'That Was A Craplatic Movie'.

'He Is So Craplatic'.

'What A Craplatic Day'.

by Brodster August 26, 2007

cralla

A person on ventrilo chat server who has their mic too close to the speakers causing major feedback whenever they talk.

"Man...don't be such a cralla, put some headphones on."

by Taglar Dreskk February 5, 2008

Crawlee

The act of using a grenade to take a zombies legs from under him and make him crawl... ie. Crawlee

Nazi Zombies become crawlers by the action of Crawleeing

by jesuschristsuperstar69 April 18, 2009

Crallah

A mix of a tall girl and her fat hamhock legged boyfriend

Damn that couple over there is weird fucking Crallahs

by Blickeyboycraig May 17, 2011

Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.

Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."

by Demotivation January 21, 2012

crawdad tuck

When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.

Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."

by LTTyphoon January 4, 2015

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015