crackie chan 

a chinese person who does coke and sells it.

Stranger #1- you got the stuff.
crackie chan- r u perice offica?
Stranger #1- bet your sweet ass I am, put your hands where I can see them!
crackie chan- ahh, your breakin my balls.

crackie chan by Pres. Bill Clinton May 16, 2009

cracknell 

A exquisite Dom-Jolly style prank

Did you see Trigger Happy TV last night? he pulled out a righ cracknell!

cracknell by buggerbot July 3, 2003

Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."

Christa is outside crankin' butts.

Crankin' Butts by PMD December 10, 2008

Cranking 

To cry and wank at the same time

"What's that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Teddy just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

Cranking by Chris Hatt December 29, 2008

Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.

Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

Cracking an Egg by I am... Steel Man? April 13, 2011

Cranking 

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

Cranking by joanneandellen December 12, 2010

Cracking the Nut 

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.

Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"

Cracking the Nut by Fletch743 January 2, 2012