Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet

A ladies private area (her clout)

can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please.

by Burger March 28, 2005

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.

I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

by StoogeWatcher January 5, 2011

amateur cover

They're the bitches of the bitches!
The most beautiful woman in the world, each and every one of them are so unique and lovely that you wish you were one of them!
Two of them are THE bitches.
The rest three are THE lovely geeky bitches.

-Look, there's one of the Amateur cover right there!
-Man, I wish I was a sexy and cool as them
-I wish I could be like them!

by The geek. August 1, 2011

Sap Covered Pink Sock

A modified pink sock in which the perpitrator puts sap or resin from a tree on his or her penis and then proceeds to put aforementioned penis into the "sockee's" butthole and pulls out, resulting in said "sap covered pink sock".

"No matter how many times I put my penis in his ass, and no matter what I cover it in, it still wont Pink sock."

"Have you tried pine tar, its great as long as he does not mind a Sap Covered Pink Sock."

by James The Pain Hoban September 28, 2008

Under Cover Cyber Lover

A person whose only presence in your life is through the World Wide Web but you maintain a romantic relationship with them through e-mails or instant messages on the down low.

Neil is your under cover cyber lover, you're so lucky!

by Beavv10 August 25, 2008

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005

cover third base

the act of occupying ugly friend of guy your friend is trying to get on

Hey, Cat, ya wanna cover third base for me while I hook this dude?

by Katy! July 20, 2002