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Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
by Tex in Tex October 4, 2008
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Corporate Democrat

A phrase invented by Russian trolls and often used by supporters of Bernie Sanders used to divide the Democratic party and help Donald Trump and the Republicans win complete control of the U.S. government in 2016.

A belief among Bernie Sanders supporters that Republicans and Democrats are the same even though Bernie Sanders has voted the same as all Democrats more than 90% of the time.
I like Bernie for President but I’ve run out of sensible things to say, so I will call all of his opponents “Corporate Democrat
by Khanh Minh February 18, 2019
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Corporate Fascism

The idea that large companies should decide what's best, usually by overpowering the government, tactics include gay, trans, & black ads overwhelming the mainstream, as if they are over 15% of the population. This is done so the naive perceive them as righteous, while ((they)) seemingly crush those very same minority's small businesses and neighborhoods.

By definition, this should be opposed by the leftists, Democrats, and liberals, however, it has been proven that they agree with it as long as it spites the right, removes free speech, (because saying nigger is worse), as evidenced by their overwhelming support of censoring the right wing, including the President of the United States ensuring a one party, Democratic authoritian system.
Corporate fascism isn't bad. Fascism only means raysis, uh,, right guys?

"Black lives Matter, buy Nikes™️!!"

"Support black business" -Sponsored by Google™️

"Gay acceptance is normal & healthy" -Sponsored by Israel™️
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 18, 2021
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comperate (v)

1. To find a conglamerate very cunning
2. To release Pelvis Fluids
I comperated into my woman
by Halomantis February 24, 2004
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Corporate Spider

The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.
Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?
by 60 Central April 11, 2008
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Something Corporate

A band that has meaningful lyrics in a select few of their songs, but some of them are just really stupid coz they sing about love a lil too much. But hands down, this group is better than The Darkness, who sings WAAAY too much about love.
Something Corporate - Hurricane... good emo song.
by Arley567 April 10, 2004
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corporate suicide

When you give your workplace belongings away because you know you are about to leave your job or intentionally get fired.
after giving rachel my electric stapler she asked if i had another job and was about to commit corporate suicide.
by lpetti3000 August 27, 2008
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