contingency 

an asshat who can't finish a project he started

Contingency: I'm working on this new website, it should be done next week.

Contingency: I'm working on a new design for a phone, it should be done next week.

contingency by gues582482 December 18, 2012

Colby Covington 

Our UFC Lord and Savior, who win or loss, sacrifices himself each event and fight for our MMA sins of being nerds and virgins. Without him, the UFC would be stale. Thy Lord Colby Christ CovingGOD brings eyes to the sport. You either want to watch him to embrace his Godly presence, or hate on him and watch him to lose but EITHER way, you are watching him and giving him attention.

Thy Lord Colby is proud of his roots, supports righteousness and integrity and is proud of the country is he is in and shows support to those serving the people. Please offer your prayer and thanks to our Lord Colby

"I like Colby Covington over Marty Fake Juiceman anyday"

Colby Covington by UFCObsessed November 5, 2021

Cowing and Calving 

Having sex with the mother and the daughter.

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.

Cowing and Calving by Swill September 20, 2005

coming up roses 

"Coming up Roses" supposedly means the flash of blood that shoots into the syringe when you shoot up on heroin.

Dude! I'm coming up roses... Ahh, that's better.

coming up roses by coming up September 14, 2006

Covington 

Covington, Ga is a small, rural town south-east of Atlanta where nothing happens. Most of the town's adolescent population hangs out in the Wal-Mart parking-lot drinking PBR and talking about huntin'. Also, being that the town is primarily rural, meth plants, trailer-parks, and weed fields are not uncommon.

Also known as the most boring place on earth or east-bum-fuck

Johny: "I have to go visit my dad this weekend...In COVINGTON, this is going to be hell"

Covington by yeah, i lived there. February 5, 2010

Coining 

Have your woman (or man) hold their legs up over their head on their back and ejaculate onto their gapping asshole. Then you use your hands to make kind of a waterfall with your cum into their open mouth.

Dude, I was coining your sister last night and she gagged on it.

Coining by Da_Captain June 13, 2006

coming at my throat

People coming to hate on you, or attack you for something you said or did

All these people coming at my throat man, chill

coming at my throat by doggodogs January 9, 2017