comp

Steal something. Casinos will comp gamblers if they spend a lot of money in the casino. Instead of that, you just comp yourself something. Anything.

Q:Where'd you get that hat?
A: Comped it

by futureworld May 4, 2009

comp

1. Computer
2. Competition
3. Free stuff actors and actresses get

1. Jeremy... anyone wanna hang out? says: Do you have windows live msn?

Eric (L)Katie(L) says: no, not on this comp

2. Hilary: Are you entering comp this year?
Natasha: No, last year is was WAY to stressful.

3. I wish I got comps for just being ME!

by loserssayWHAT April 6, 2007

compstipation

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

by George Doula March 5, 2008

Companion Animal

An animal that a human keeps as a companion; pet. This phrase is popular among animal rights activists who find the idea of owning a pet to be exploitative.

My neighbor offered to care for my companion animals while I'm out of town next week.

by FilmFanatic August 25, 2013

Comp

Short word for competition

That girl is so ugly. She's no comp

by fxandtaeyeon May 10, 2016

Cotton Comes to Harlem

R(1970)When two detectives, "Coffin Ed Johnson" and "Gravedigger Jones" investigave a robbery and a $87,000.00 bail of cotton dropped off in Harlem.

Cotton Comes to Harlem Rules

by Super Trouper August 18, 2003

The Compactor

The act of forcing your cock into your girl's anus and forcing the shit in her ass to travel backwards up her intestine and even possibly puncturing through her anal wall.

Stacy: I haven't shit in a week.
Doctor: Have you had anal?
Stacy: Well... Yeah.
Doctor: Most likely you are feeling the effects of The Compactor.

by IfixYourass November 5, 2012