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Astrological cooking

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.
My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?
by Sexydimma September 2, 2022
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astrological cooking

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.
I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2022
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Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.
by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019
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Limpy Long Cockin

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.
Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!

Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
by MogeSauce April 16, 2022
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Matt Rose's cooking videos

An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?
Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023
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Lets get to cooking

Lets have Gay sex in your parents room while I watch porn on my 3ds
Hey dude, lets get to cooking later tonight while your parents are out
by BongoTheKiller88 October 21, 2023
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