clone troopers

Clone troopers were highly-trained soldiers in the Grand Army of the Republic, the armed forces of the Galactic Republic. Bred from the genetic template of the bounty hunter Jango Fett.

Send out a squad of clone troopers to investigate the area.

by Ottocon October 4, 2016

Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Closed Faptioning

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Goodie closet

A closet filled with goods

“Can I get something from the goodie closet?”
“Sure”

by PigIA September 1, 2020

The Glass Closet

When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.

Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.

by stonetemplepilot May 1, 2014

Closet Bronsexual

A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.

That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual

by LeBron James haters United July 21, 2015

closet furry

A person who is or was unsure about identifying as a furry or disclosing their status as a furry to others.

1. He was coming out of the closet yesterday, telling me that he was gay and a closet furry.

2. Am I really a furry or an animal lover? No one has to know; I'll just be a closet furry for now...

by Angel of Jazz October 11, 2016