Clemund

A ugly bitch with diseases and has your distrust and dislike. They also have morally low standards as well as many STD's and by bitch it means being obnoxious on different levels.------what is really being said is your a ghetto piece of shit who is as well a sperm dumpster which is a lowlife dogged out excuse of a human foreshortened as cle

You fucking clemund shortened as cle

by JW-CANNABIS April 6, 2016

cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.

I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.

by Johnny Nightlife February 15, 2007

cleenex

ex girlfriend lacking sex appeal and dumped for this reason. It might also be referred to ex boyfriend!

John:

Hey Peter what's wrong with Sandra?

Peter:

Sorry, she's really adorable and I wanted to have a deeper relationship but she is too cleenex.

by antifone December 2, 2009

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

clemenza

some kind of "son of a bitch" author in urbandict.

clemenza is son of a bitch

by hede November 10, 2008

Cement Mixer

While an erect penis is inside an oriface, rotate your partner's body clockwise without removing your penis. For maximum stimulation, try the counter-clockwise method.

"Hey Rick, wanna go to my house after Sunday service and give me the Cement Mixer."

by mattadamBLACKATTACK July 5, 2009

cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...

John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.

by NM Tex January 2, 2008