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Golden Champagne

During sexual stimulation, some women report the discharge of a noticeable amount of urine from the urethra, a phenomenon also called the"Golden Champagne"
My girlfriend was so excited she gave me that golden champagne last night.
by Donny Champ Champ November 10, 2020
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Mary Jane Champagne

Someone who is both drunk and high.
by L.I.A.M. February 1, 2013
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Taste my champagne wench

A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)
Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?

You: taste my champagne wench.

The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017
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Champagne Showers

the act of urinanating on somebody on than yourself for enjoyment!
doing an r.kelly "i wanna piss on you", i wanna make Champagne Showers on your face
by gaxven September 11, 2011
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champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.
I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.
by Ooooma May 9, 2018
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chappaquiddick

A better word than cool, swell, awesome, rad, or even lovely. Not quite as good as clever because clever is clever. All the same, we do our best.
Baby, the way you groove my knob without complaint is just so chappaquiddick.
by eamander December 4, 2010
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champain

(sham-PAIN)

A word that can be used to describe any number of injuries obtained while intoxicated
Sober guy- What happened there, man {points at massive disgusting bruises}?!?!

Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.

Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.
by tecc91 June 12, 2009
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