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Chance

A small baby-man who pissed on my wife with his furry dick.
by Jadesterr August 25, 2021
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by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
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Chance Peña

a ballad/indie-folk artist known for creating “In My Room,” a song with a relatively high number of streams.
P1: “have you heard of Chance Peña?”
P2: “i haven’t. should i check them out?”
by divinityy October 23, 2023
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We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
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the chance of meatballs

when a male does the splits all the way down and his ballsack rips open
dude my brother did the chance of meatballs yesterdays
by somespicyskittles October 28, 2019
mugGet the the chance of meatballsmug.

bon chance

Bon chance is a snack created by bon family or Gudobele. There are 8 flavours or more.
by Erikons777 April 21, 2021
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