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melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
by corvideer October 2, 2018
mugGet the melon carpetmug.

Carpet Stank

“Dude how was it?”

“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”
by Ccamp April 22, 2020
mugGet the Carpet Stankmug.

carpet puller

The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth
I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!
by iowajoe1 August 24, 2016
mugGet the carpet pullermug.

Dust the carpet

When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.
Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.
by ThatsTheyz April 29, 2022
mugGet the Dust the carpetmug.

carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching
by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014
mugGet the carpet exchangemug.

soggy carpet

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
mugGet the soggy carpetmug.

carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018
mugGet the carpet stainmug.

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