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Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?
Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"
by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019
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Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.
There goes a cute little carpet slider.
by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017
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Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017
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walk the carpet

The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.
Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.
by Vegas P May 31, 2017
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Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock
Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.
by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017
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carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).
Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!
by smokinsena June 30, 2016
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carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"
by itrainedlink October 5, 2016
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