Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
by itrainedlink October 5, 2016
Get the carpet pantsmug. by Soup420 November 4, 2020
Get the Grandma's Carpetmug. by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016
Get the Carpet Bombingmug. by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
Get the carpet slutmug. Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022
Get the Carpet floggermug. Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
Get the Carpet fittermug. by Terrypenus August 20, 2021
Get the Carpet Gummug.