Brother issues

When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.

I've got brother issues and its causing me severe anxiety.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020

Jonas Brothers

Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.

Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"

by ozfox July 21, 2010

undercover brother

A person who should have been black, but is born in the wrong skin color.

That kid's just an undercover brother.

by jason kidd777 March 27, 2010

brother melms

Pejorative - A hypothetical idealogue who is used to describe an adherence to a list of propositional truths, rather than the pursuit of knowledge.

"Don't be like brother melms"

by RedWater March 2, 2023

The brother finger

The middle finger according to the Wiggles five fingered family.

Give them the brother finger Emma... Okay Simon they're gonna get it!

by Chuck_Finley March 25, 2022

Bust Brother

One who excels greatly in the field of busting his nuts. He has textbook tools used to finesse a MPS. Always has his head on a swivel. Not necessarily a bottom feeder, but is willing to dive in the sewers in order to add to the bod list. Has an intense Alpha mindset and this allows him to have copious amounts of sex with all sorts of silly cunts.

Damn that guy is 3 for 3 this weekend. Dude is a fucking Bust Brother.

by jfc12345 May 11, 2020

Fake Brother

A boy that you knew for a while and they are overprotective and they care about you and they mean but they can be nice a person you can talk to a person that will help you no matter what even if it’s not what you want to her basically some who care for you in a brother way

My fake brother is so overprotective about boys

by Janaih January 28, 2019