Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake

Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks

by EnglishMamba June 26, 2019

Bollocks

Funny word Oliver says when something goes wrong

Oh bollocks.

by 235349854357694598547545545445 May 4, 2020

Ballas Bollocks

When a young man is suffering from two aching shriveled raisin bollocks after a night in bed with Shirley Ballas.

“Sorry mate I would love to join you on the ride today but I have some serious Ballas bollocks, Shirley drained them all night.”

by Sequins11 January 7, 2025

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook

A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

Bollocks

Term used for sorrow.

“My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.

by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022