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Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description
“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock
by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018
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Talking bollocks

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.
by Robdog July 9, 2018
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Bollocks

My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022
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Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant
Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021
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crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
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Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.
Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.
by Oak79 June 17, 2011
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Bollocks

A British term for shit or poop or the number can also describe something that is extremely disgusting or gross or extreme disgust
Bollocks
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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