Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.

Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.

by armflap3000 March 16, 2025

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 16, 2019

monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

by jtown030 May 18, 2024

master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.

P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.

by masterblastin August 19, 2021

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.

The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.

by wheelsucker October 8, 2022