I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.

Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen

by V-Man April 18, 2005

Blad

A Word To Replace A Persons Name Or A Word You Can Call A Complete Stranger So You Communicate With Them, Blud/Blad/Blood Is Common In The UK (Often In London)

Customer : Hey Blad, How Much Are These 20p Crisps?

Dodgy Shopkeeper : 70p.

Customer : There You Go Blad.

by sahota4eva August 11, 2011

safety blade

a safety blade, is a wannabe emo basically.
somebody why dyes their hair black or does other emo-like things just to fit in with the crowd.

safety blade: hey look guys, i just dyed my hair black.
normal kids: go away you safety blade

by Alexx41 December 17, 2006

Back My Blade

BMB (Back my blade) means fighting back with a knife if someone assaulted you and you fought back. Also stabbing someone for a thing you want or need

Person 1: Come here pussio like that punch ay nigga? peak for you. suck ya mudda
Person 2: Allow it fam don't give verbal
(1 Beats Up 2 badly giving injurys)
(2 gets out a knife and stabs 1)
Person 2: Yhyh like that bitch. fucking pussio mans smoked you up
Person 1: ***Dies***
In 2's Music...
Person 2: And after man dic back my blade so the neek died

by UK Drillstar March 19, 2021

bladey

A 47 year old man who impersonates a young boy who enjoys playing computer games and using the :D emoticon.

'Gee, that 47 year old man who impersonates a young boy who enjoys playing computer games and using the :D emoticon is a real BLADEY'

by NotSocko McSocko March 11, 2003

blaad

What white people say in England, thinking they are black. Means 'blood' aka, pal etc.

Blaad, iz u fkin wi' me? I'll floor ya muvafukin head in, get me blaad??

by Chloé.0x February 27, 2008

bladed

to be both faded (under the influence of alcohol) and blazed (under the influence of marijuana) at the same time.

John was bladed after two joints and that bottle of tequila

by FGibbs March 5, 2011