Bending

A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.

Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!

by gigyo May 27, 2024

bend yo knees

To "bend yo knees" is to run, simply just running or run away

Guy 1: Dont bend yo knees when we spin the block.

Opp: Aint nobody finna bend knees!!!

by Peeps Morales December 3, 2021

Bend

To drive.

I just got a new car so I'm ready to bend.

Or.
You can catch me bending corners in my hood.

by anonymous February 18, 2024

Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.

That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!

by Westhebartender March 15, 2024

Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.

Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Bend her limbs

When someone won’t give you a zumpkin so you threaten to bend there limbs

“If you don’t give me a zumpkin I’m gonna bend your limbs” or “she wouldn’t fuck Zayne so he threatened to bend her limbs”

by Jakebarrett42 January 26, 2026

Bending Science

The corrupt practice of distorting the scientific process—through experimental design, data analysis, or publication pressure—to produce a predetermined result that serves a commercial, political, or ideological agenda. This is more sinister than bad science; it's the intentional warping of the truth-seeking machinery. Think of tobacco companies funding research to "disprove" the link to cancer, or designing studies to fail.

Example: "The pharmaceutical giant was caught bending science. They designed their clinical trial to compare their new drug not against the best existing treatment, but against a sub-therapeutic dose, guaranteeing a 'superior' result for publication, while burying the internal studies that showed serious side effects."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026