dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

gas beers

when you stick a beer bottle up your ass and fart and it makes bubbles

Carl is going to gas beers with me and Freddie

by danny kilt May 17, 2020

Syringe Beers

A Casual use of Injected Drugs

"He was on all kinds of Beers last night, Brewed Beers, Nose Beers even Syringe Beers!"

by Yoshiozz October 29, 2020

Preview Beers

The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.

J.T. Invited us to grab some preview beers at 2pm, but the tap room doesn’t open till 4.

by WanderingGinger February 5, 2022

Parking Lot Beers

To enjoy craft beers in the parking of the gym, after working out.

Fred are we having parking lot beers after spin?

by Big Ed from the hood September 13, 2019

Ben & Bourke's Beers

The most valuable insight into the technicalities of the beer industry, from popular global beers to small time local crafties, these blokes try it all! @ben.n.bourkes.beers have got you covered!

"Yeah mate, ben & bourkes beers is the *only* way I can figure out what beer I try next, you have to check them out."

"Fuck yeah mate ben & bourke's beers set me up with the perfect lager for my 17 year old niece's birthday party;))"

by ReliableGentleman October 25, 2020

pulled a beep

when on call someone says "I'll be back" and then they don't come back.

Damn he really pulled a beep

by bigdaddyhisoka January 14, 2021