Bear Trapping

The act of standing on the arm of a chair while someone is sitting on the chair and pooping on the person sitting the chair. This can also be done by using two people. one person stands on each arm and poops on the person sitting on the chair.

Billy bob: dude guess what happened last night!

Joe: what dhappened you do?

Billy bob: my brother walked in while i was standing on the arm of the chair bear trapping harold!

Bear Trapping by beartrapper4life November 10, 2010

Bear Trappers Hat 

An unkempt woman's front bottom adorned with vast amounts of pubic hair.

"I hitched up her skirt, pulled down her knickers and her minge, a bear trappers hat i tell you. "I can't get through that" I thought. So I flipped her over and give it to 'er up the Gary Glitter

Bear Trappers Hat by SlimDuttyRudeboi April 16, 2006

Bear Raped 

The act of writing on a piece of paper with the opposite hand.

The hand writing on this essay looks atrocious they must have bear raped it or something.

Bear Raped by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Bear tits 

A slightly less offensive substitute for "bullshit".

The <favored home team> lost the <big game> to the <hated underdogs>!? Bear tits!

Bear tits by Permanenthursday January 22, 2010

bear trappin 

Verb:
The act of launching a cardboard projectile on the noggin of near by homosapiens; and watching the franticly panic and scream "was that a bur trapp?!?"

Bobby and i are goin bear trappin

bear trappin by bagoyavitch February 25, 2010

Bear Bait 

Accidentally attracting gay men as a result of looking like a bear, but not actually being a bear.

Gay Man: Hi! Are you a bear?

Bear Bait: Sorry, but no. I am very flattered though.

Bear Bait by SattMynowicz November 5, 2011

Bear claw 

A bear claw, is a BDSM toy/ tool, it is basically, a rabbit fur glove, with individual fingers, and on the end of the fingers, are 1-2 inch stainless steel claws... It is meant for sensation play, cutting or blood play, Furries, pet play, and more...

Once he put on the bear claw/s the outfit was complete, the roleplay would be perfect, and both painful, but sexy.

Bear claw by TwiztidKitten420 March 1, 2015