Beamsvillian

A person who lives in Beamsville, who is:
i) a wannabe drug dealer
ii) a petty thief
iii) a farmer

Beamsvillians enjoy a number of great past times, most popular is cow tipping.

"That Beamsvillian is drunk again. Tell him to stop humping the wall, dangit KARL!"

by deadlights11 May 13, 2005

tractor beam

A powerful ray or beam of energy that pulls objects into the emitter; a manipulation of graviational force around a selected object.

"How did you get into that bad habit?"

"I don't know, it was like a tractor beam, sucked me right in.

___
Our ship was pulled into the tractor beam

by Gingerman the Bread April 18, 2008

beard backing

When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties

Seb, can you stop beard backing me? It's really freaking me out

by kenilworth75 March 8, 2010

a beard

A woman that a homosexual male dates or marries as a cover for his true sexuallity.

Everyone knew Don was gay. His wife, Sally, was just a beard.

by john jacob jinglehimer schmidt April 13, 2006

Beard Fag

Trendy hipster type guy who still thinks growing a big disgusting beard makes him fashionable or unique.

Look at that Beard Fag, he still thinks he's living in 2002.

by Stephdog April 30, 2011

anal beads

Anal beads are a type of sex toy for both men and women to use when alone or with a partner. This toy is a good introduction to anal sex for beginners. Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material, with a ring or some other type of handle at one end. Some anal beads feel soft to the touch, while others are firm and textured. The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person's anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle. Another version of anal beads is similar to a dildo — made of plastic or rubber — where the shaft is a series of round spheres.

Sally eased into anal sex by using anal beads.

by beepybeep March 13, 2009

Vagina Beard

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009