old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

Bagerger

Every demeaning word you call a girl who is otherwise known as a slut put all together to form one MEGA-WORD.

Yo Zane that "Bagerger" is all up on you am i gonna have to choke a bitch?

by six nine brosk September 21, 2010

Badger Patrol Alpha

Badger Patrol Alpha is a secret society created to combat the evils of Wolverine Squadron X. Badger Patrol Alpha members have sworn to uphold the Code of the Badger (see below), and may never reveal themselves as being members of Badger Patrol Alpha, so that the lowly Wolverine Squadron X members cannot target their families.

I, Badger (insert code here), am a Badger Patrol Alpha member, and I will maintain values that my Badger forefathers set before me. I will do my best to battle the evil, malicious ways of Wolverine Squadron X. I will remain true to this pledge beyond my last breath, holding steady in my integrity into death.
(shout): BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS!

by Highanxietymind February 8, 2008

Triumphant Knee Banger

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.

Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018

bager

Women over the age of sixty.

An old lady that is not attractive yet is seeking a younger man.

Worst comes to the worst, i will bang that bager by the bar.

That bager wants my balls.

by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010

SHIT BAGGER

A comment made to someone with very ugly face

That girl is a nasty shit bagger

by TUBE 666 November 16, 2006

Honey Badger

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!

by Squaids187 July 7, 2010