Burning my nuts

when something or someone is getting on your nerves.

Listening to that girls high pitched voice is burning my nuts.

by soggysammich June 17, 2010

burning stockton

a mixture of corn starch and boiling water from (the microwave) that is used as an anal lubricant. resulting in 2nd degree burns AND a puckered, swollen,and much tighter butthole.

named for the west texas town stockton which is extremely hot year round. also most women met there seem to suffer from extreme prolapse of the anus.

after years of marriage things often become customary in the bedroom. to heat things up many couples rely on techniques like the burning stockton

by headgoat September 27, 2011

barking dogs

smelly or stinky feet.
also, tired feet.

you've got some barking dogs, man. (your feet stink.)
my dogs are barking. (my feet hurt.)

by geneva kyrkslovan June 19, 2006

The Burning Bitch

The Burning Bitch is very painful. It is when a man opens his dick hole and puts a match in it with the end sticking out. Then the man lights the end of the match and pours gasoline down a womens vagina. Everything inside the women will ignite on fire and burst into flames. Then the mans dick will get 3rd degree burn. The term burning bitch comes from when a girl( bitch) has a burning vagina ( burning).

Last night me and my wife had the burning bitch. Now she is in the hospital and my penis is 3 inches shorter.

by Cash425 June 29, 2010

burning blue

To love someone with a love that is more than love and to truly mean it.

Tyler is burning blue for kelly

by KaT4ever October 18, 2006

Barting

When you suck a fart out someone's ass, swallow the gas, then burp it back up. Usually back into the face of the person who did the fart.

My wife Chelsea, that gross whore, can tell me what i had for lunch just by barting me!

by the infamous Slug October 3, 2018

Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness

The best album from Coheed and Cambria so far. The melodies are fucking amazing and the guitar work blows my mind. I don't know how they do it. This is the kind of album you NEVER stop listening to.

Everyone should go buy Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness when it comes out the 20th!!!!!!!!!! Dont be a fucking bootlegger like me :(

by BDALE4LIFE September 24, 2005