Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.
by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.
by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019

by Jolliest October 5, 2018

by Time And Money December 7, 2016

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021
