baller bitch

A baller bitch is a female vixen that is not to be messed with. Baller bitches are not the typical girls who call themselves 'ballers' when in reality, all they do is pose for Instagram selfies with a basketball in an attempt to seem 'cool'. Baller bitches are popular with every crowd, woe all the boys and have some serious ball handling skills.

Baller bitches generally can be defined with the following terms:

- Quite a bit of attitude
- Casual & laidback, yet charismatic
- A sexy kind of mysterious
- Swag's on point! (basketball shorts, Jordans / CP3's, jerseys, snapbacks, beanies etc. but generally can pull off anything)
- Good ball handling, lay-ups, alley-oops and great knowledge of basketball
- Always at the courts (treats it like a second home)
- Gets along with all kinds of crowds
- Bitchy when it's necessary: doesn't let anyone get in her way
- Motivated & dedicated to being the best she can be
- Beautiful in every way: inside & out
- Boys are always chasing after her, but shes got her eye on only one

Luke: Who you eyeing up?
Dante: Keisha, bro.
Luke: That the girl who schooled Naomi with that ankle breaker at last night's game?
Dante: Yeah man. Damn she fine.
Luke: I hear you, but ain't she taken?
Dante: I know.. she a baller bitch, of course she gon' be taken.
Luke: Whoever that lucky guy is, he better wife her asap.

by Fried'Chickenquisha December 21, 2013

baller

In LA gang culture, "bloods" use baller to describe affluent members, whereas "crips" would use the expression "high-roller".

"whatup blood? still a baller huh?"

or

"still high-rollin' cuz!"

by RichDaDon June 10, 2006

ballernomics

The study of how to be a baller. May include certain phrases, or terms associated with being gang.

Wow, Foxy Proxy is not a baller, he should get a lesson on Ballernomics.

by GlynH December 25, 2007

ballerfunk

adj. ridiculously fun, absurdly overjoyed

n. a state of being absurdly overjoyed, or a state of having a ridiculous amount of fun

That was the most ballerfunk party of the year.

She is so ballerfunk

by Jemal Weis January 14, 2008

Fat Ballerina

When you try to do something, but fail epically instead. Trying to sit down, but missing the chair completely.

Did you see Mark hitting on those girls? He scared them all away. Total fat ballerina.

by kat1girl May 19, 2014

baller

(N) One who exhibits a proficency at the game of basketball. One whom has established themselves within a certain social circle or area. Someone who has a large amount of money and a way with the opposite sex. An individual with status derived from posession of "game",

"Ladies leave your man at home, the club is full of ballers with thier pockets full grown."
Destiny's Child

"What you wanna do? Wanna be ballers, shot callers, brawlers"
P Ditty

by DRM June 4, 2003

baller's eve

1. when your ballin' real hard, you out, got money, and you living like its new years eve or something. 2. paid and getting cheese.

you should have gone by the spot last night it was like baller's eve!!!!!

by danjo January 27, 2007