Bank Account

A Man's Privial parts! Sound's weird, i know, but drawing money out of a bank account is sorta the same as drawing man-juice out of a shlong!

"His bank account was empty by the time I finished with him!"

by Kez December 11, 2004

flop account

someone that post tweets but they fail to get many likes. a term mostly used in stan twitter for someone who gets 10-20 likes maximum.

Did you see alex's flop account? He gets like three likes maybe if he just deactivates.

by bocasclouds May 27, 2020

accoutre-merde

Get your shit together - en francais

Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.
Daughter: What?
Dad: S'il vous plais, accoutre-merde! Tout suit, mon petite dejuener!
Daughter: Oh, ok, I'll get ready to leave right now...

by Sketchy the Benz April 15, 2008

Accountant Personality Disorder

Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.

Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."

by RickC84 October 8, 2013

Ackus

A prostitute;a girl that gives head,basically Nicole

Nicole is an ackus.

by Amir is a cutie December 9, 2019

acoustic

acoustic means loved and cared by all forms of life and also by Jesters.

King: How are you today my Queen.
Queen: I feel acoustic as if I am one with nature.

by Administaratorororor November 11, 2019

capital account

(n.) Rarely accessed account that records only permanent changes in capital, such as drawings or withdrawl of capital.

The interest on my capital a/c is given to the current account.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004