Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022

Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022

absolute dawg

a person, typically a basketball or football player, who's hustle and pure tenacity makes them incredibly tough to play against.

"man I tell ya, Patrick Beverley is an absolute dawg on defense"

by grizzzzzzzzzz July 8, 2022

Absolia

(noun) A country located south-east of the United States that borders Mexico

Absolia had a monarch style of government

by Mehdi Tahaj Zeinab September 18, 2022

Absolutly

Drunk on Absolut

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?

by Somewhat Schizo February 18, 2023

absolecent

Absolecent, a synonym for absolete.

You absolecent moron.

by Morris Thaligham. April 4, 2023

Absolute cunt

A person who acts like Jim

That guy is an absolute cunt

by Dike1 April 25, 2023