Preston

A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.

Wow, I can’t believe that guy was so weird, the way he drank that pee was so Preston.

by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023

Preston

the cutest guy you'll ever meet with blonde hair and good at soccer

Preston.

by pr3st0n May 30, 2024

preston

fat and incel

they are such a preston

by yassorg December 19, 2021

Preston

A...confusing guy. Honestly. Has many friends but prefers to be alone. Loves guns, America, and freedom. Seems to dislike general people. A very popular introvert if you will. Says whatever he wants, even if it hurts people. Respectable, but dangerous. Always seems to where some kind of look of indifference. That is all he seems to me most of the time, indifferent. Closed off. Troubled.

Be careful trying to be his friend. It won't be easy, I'd know.

I'm just rambling, don't mind me. I'm sorry Preston.

by 🍒CherryPopz🍒 April 27, 2021

Preston Tregoo

A gay guy who likes taking it up the arse and takes mens booties

John: "Where is my booty?"
Matthew Cassidy: "Preston Tregoo took it"

by newgreaetr April 29, 2025

Preston Moment

A phrase used replacing, "bruh.."

Sergio: I just raped my dog last night.
Kayden: Preston Moment....

by cody sucker November 27, 2020

preston lewis

A light skin fuck boy jerk who leads girls on but knows that he can’t commit to one.

Preston lewis is an asshole.

by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020