Doctor Whom

What the app’s name should be.

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who’s there?
Guy 1: Doctor
Guy 2: Doctor who?
Guy 1: No, Doctor whom.

by shethey June 24, 2018

nazi doctor

A term used by fat people to describe a doctor making them starve before surgery

My nazi doctor says I can't eat anything for the next 24 hours, but I am starving.

by Chocoballs1 September 8, 2015

Doctor bruh

Doctor bruh will cut your balls off.

Look its doctor bruh! HIDE YO BALLS

by Doctor Bruh December 26, 2020

The Good Doctor

Nickname for Isaac Asimov, a biochemist and science fiction author who wrote the laws of robotics.

Without The Good Doctor, I'd be scared of my vacuum cleaner.

by boston_or_pasadena July 11, 2020

armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.

Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.

by 1Head August 7, 2021

Disco Doctor

A Doctor who is loose with his/her prescription pad particularly with narcoti

Person 1: Man I sure would like to boogie woogie right now.
Person 2 : Head on down to the disco doctor he will hook you up .

Person 1: I don't know.... last time I had to suck his crank for the prescription.
Person 2: Huh that's funny.. last time I was there he insisted that I let him suck my crank?

by flt1335666 May 22, 2020

doctor warner

to take long speaking gaps while doing a speach

why the hell are you doing a doctor warner

by sidewalk banana May 31, 2009