by clappingCat January 5, 2024
Get the glitter horsemug. When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.
Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.
by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023
Get the Dick Glitter Bombmug. by anonymous April 12, 2022
Get the Glitter dickmug. The sparkly version of literally. Use when you want to portray a serious tone when talking about something fabulous to your friends.
- The pink drink at Starbucks was glitterally life changing, but that's probably because the barista was French.
- The lipsticks at Victoria's Secret are glitterally amazing!
- The lipsticks at Victoria's Secret are glitterally amazing!
by Gossipchampagne November 1, 2020
Get the Glitterallymug. A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.
by TwoFacesPodcast May 7, 2022
Get the Glitter Bomb Bitchmug. by McFetacheese November 6, 2017
Get the Glitter Dickmug. Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.
This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.
A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.
A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!
The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.
After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!
The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.
After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
Get the Glittering Shitfuckmug.