Zoophile

Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.

Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.

by extraordinarily stupid September 7, 2023

Zoophile

An insufferable fucking disgrace to our society that is attracted to any kind of animal and would be absolutely willing to commit sexual harassment in the animal kingdom.

Person 1: Hey guys, look! It's a Zoophile!
Person 2: What a loser!
Person 3: I bet their family and friends abandoned them!

by ThePoggersMan October 21, 2023

zopshopping

It’s like drunk shopping, when you wake up the next say with no recollection of online shopping until all the confirmation emails and dispatch notifications arrive…except you didn’t drink, you just took a Zopiclone sleeping tablet.

“Oh, looks like I went zopshopping last night.”

“You’ll never guess what I zopshopped this time”

by Leadwards December 19, 2023

zopshopping

It's like drunk shopping, when you wake up the next say with no recollection of online shopping until all the confirmation emails and dispatch notifications arrive…except you didn't drink, you just took a Zopiclone sleeping tablet.

"Oh, looks like / went zopshopping last night."

"You'll never guess what I zopshopped this time"

by Leadwards December 19, 2023

Zopshopping

Zopshopping - a form of online shopping, similar to drunk shopping. However, Instead of alcohol, zopiclone sleeping tablets are taken. This results in loss of impulse control while browsing and sometimes short term memory loss over the purchase of the shopping. This is, until the dispatch email arrives in your inbox the next day…. And you realise it’s happened again..

“I Zopshopped 96 lunchables last night. Not sure how I’m actually going to manage”.

“Apparently I went zopshopping again, I’m having an Apple Pencil delivered tomorrow, I dont have an iPad”.

by Leadwards December 21, 2023

zoophile

That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023

zoophilaphobia

a fear of this symbol ζ and the zoophilic community 99% of them are furries

normie im zoophilaphobic
zoophile my tatto is ζ you have zoophilaphobia aghhh

by anonymous January 12, 2024