Wrinkleton

An old person

I stopped playing bowls, it was full of wrinkletons

by gwlad October 6, 2010

wrinkle

Penis going down, being turned-off

Don't go near me, you'll make me wrinkle.

by o0lilazndemo0o February 9, 2007

wrinklebag

1. An old, wrinkley person.
2. An individual wearing an article of clothing that is heavily wrinkled.

1. She's older than those wrinklebags on The Golden Girls.
2. I didn't have time to iron my clothes and now I'm a complete wrinklebag.

by Surely Funke November 8, 2008

Wingle-farmara

1.A Gay man, who claims to like women because he is not ready to admit that he is gay.
2. When a man is distracted during sex and is thinking about getting home to feed his dog.

1. (noun) Man I swear last night I had sex with a wingle-farmara!
2. (verb) Yesterday, my boyfriend was not paying attention to me in bed, I think he was wingle-farmaring

by yochaka March 13, 2009

Wrinkle Neck

Noun. Best described as a singular unit of excrement. Person acting out in an obnoxious or unruly manner.

My neighbor's dog left a huge pile of wrinkle necks on my lawn.

My neighbor is a wrinkle neck for allowing his dog to crap on my lawn.

When Fred drinks, he can really be a total wrinkle neck.

by BigWyo October 13, 2009

Wrinkled Cheeto

An elderly person that has a bad spray tan

"hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"

"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto

by Barack Yomama May 23, 2011

Wingleberry

Piece of foreign matter stuck to the public hair by the penis or vagina

Damn bitch had a Wingleberry that stuck to my cheek when I was eating her out!

by Cup0Cheese September 15, 2015