Scooter Whale

A person so obese that they can no longer walk, and must instead travel everywhere on an electric scooter.

Man, I almost got run over by a scooter whale at Safeway last night! That bitch needs to go on a diet.

by lydia340 June 25, 2010

mistake whale

A person that makes a big mistake or a bunch of recurring little mistakes that add up to a big huge whale of a mistake.

My biology partner is a mistake whale, he always fucks up when we have a lab.

by bonher123 February 27, 2011

Fail whale

A twits nightmare.

Randy: " oh God please Dear god no.."
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"

by Sully:) May 16, 2009

whalen

When a man poops onto a frozen dinner, microwaves it, and serves it to himself and another man.

I was famished after a hard day's work, but luckily, my friend served up a whalen and I was satisfied... hell yeah, I was satisfied...

by Buford X September 29, 2006

Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Whales

The real bombers of Hiroshima.

Fuck you whales!

by chicken and cow November 1, 2009

Pink Whale

Fat, sunburned white people on the beach.

Preston: "hey chad, did you see all those pink whales at the beach?"
Chad: "Yeah dude, there were so many. They all kept yelling at their obese children."
Preston: "White people amirite?"

by Masta Breatha January 20, 2017