Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023

whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.

I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!

by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016

clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls

Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight

by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.

That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015