star wars

A wonderful epic story that has been ruined by two generations of hopeless losers for whom the line between fantasy and reality is irrevocably blurred. See also geek, social dysfunction, and too much free time.

Star Wars was cool until the freaks started dressing up and standing outside movie theaters for a month!

by The Reauxton April 12, 2004

Star Wars

A gay term used when two gay people go into a dark closet and put on glow-in-the-dark condoms on and one hits their dick against the other guys dick like a star wars lightsaber battle... just in a different way.

Dude, those fags over there are gunna go play star wars at their house.

by BonanzaGuru December 23, 2007

Guild Wars 2

Guild Wars 2 is an MMO, the sequal to Guild Wars and the most over-hyped game ever which is scheduled to be released in late August 2012. According to hype, this will be the best game ever written, it will kill World of Warcraft instantly the day it is released, it will cure cancer and bring world peace to the planet. In reality, it will be lucky if it has similar success to the #2 MMO right now, namely SWTOR, which only has about 10% of the subscribers that WoW has.

Guild Wars Fan Boy: Hey did you try out the awesome Guild Wars 2 Beta event weekend? Wasn't that the awesomest game you ever played? It will totally kill WoW.

Wow player: Actually, I didn't really like it. I don't see what is so great about the game.

Guild Wars 2 Fan Boy: WHAT?!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GAME LIKE THAT! You must be playing it all wrong, you're an idiot!!!

by Mister Cynical The Second July 5, 2012

Star Wars

A rip-off? How the hell are they similar? They both have their own places in history, and the sooner people quit fighting about their respective favorite stories, the sooner we can build a decent future!

Star Wars is but one path to enlightenment....others find it through Star Trek.

by Ignavius March 31, 2003

Star Wars

Anal intercourse. Comes from the sound Chewbacca makes being associated with the pain of anal intercourse.

I love starwars!

Are you going to the Star Wars premiere? Not untill I get some star wars.

by Robert April 6, 2005

X-wars

A browser based MMORPG that revolves around a sci-fi genre that thousands of players from around the world duke it out in an outerspace slug fest of wits and cunning.

after a week on x-wars i have a strong enough fleet to ninja this guy into atking me by using my resources as a lure for him to fall into my gigantic fleet waiting around the corner.

by SABR September 29, 2008

Kindling Wars

A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003

In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,

by butters Ghost October 22, 2017