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Shit-walker

When you're hanging with the boys and one of you steps in shit, who ever stepped in it becomes the "shit-walker" and stays the shit-walker till someone else steps in shit.
Bro #1: "damn i stepped in shit"
Bro #2: " ha shit-walker shit-walker"
by MICHEAL-MORI January 16, 2020
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Max Walker

Usuall is referee to as large penis, typically has a huge dick and a thicc arse.

All the boys want him.!
You have such a big ‘max walker
by Mr Shlong Long January 30, 2020
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Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.
by Illusion Labs AB July 13, 2020
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Swim walkers

When two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.
Woman 1 "Did you have a good swim at the pool today?"
Woman 2 "No, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don't those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!"
by Mez1 November 22, 2011
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Pool Walker

An individual typically lacking teeth, is normally a redneck with loose clothes, or extremely tight clothes, who has owned a pool for over 8 years and has no idea what they are doing with it. They will insist that you are the reason their pool is green, even though they can't follow simple directions. Normally looking for an O-Ring or a gasket. You might smell them before you see them. They will also mess up your Golden Tee game before trying to return an open bottle of algaecide.
That pool walker just asked if we sell sand pumps.
by carson neal June 28, 2023
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Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.
OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.
by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022
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oliver walker

a very fit man who pulls loads of women
omg oliver walker is so fit i wanna SHD so bad
by oliver walker December 19, 2022
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