whooperup

Victorian slang for a person who is absolutely terrible at singing. This is mostly directed towards a lot of tone-deaf people.

"Get that whooperup belting Celine Dion off the stage! It's our turn to sing 'No Diggity.'"

by Quick-Thicc March 10, 2021

Missouri Whooping

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."

by daboot013 October 12, 2017

Whompledonkey

(Womp-il-don-KEY)
A person so unattractive that one looking upon that person has chills run down their spine or a feeling of disgust.

Man, I can not believe Jonny Joe is going out with that Whompledonkey. Looking at her makes me queasy.

by Urps December 30, 2008

whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.

I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.

by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010

whoompshing

the act of jerking off, the act of masturbating

why is your door locked? are you whoompshing there?
you were whoompshing all day

by trueluv January 24, 2011

DeNang Whoo Lung

A girl (Whoo) who has a raspy voice from smoking so many cocks.

Derived from the original name for acute respiratory distress syndrome (ARDS) aka DeNang Lung.

Of course she is DTF, she has DeNang Whoo Lung!

by stooch182 December 12, 2019

whoodle

A silly term for a penis, ususlly small.

"Mummy! I can see that man's whoodle!"

by cheesus chrust September 19, 2009