The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
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A very good metalcore band that takes influences from bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden and Slayer. They've released two albums so far: The Poison and Scream Aim Fire.
Despite what people say, they are NOT emo. Emo is a style of hardcore punk. If you're going to call them emo because of their confessional lyrics, you might as well call Patsy Cline emo.
Despite what people say, they are NOT emo. Emo is a style of hardcore punk. If you're going to call them emo because of their confessional lyrics, you might as well call Patsy Cline emo.
Person 1: Bullet for my Valentine is so emo!
Person 2: They are metalcore. Emo is a totally different genre.
Person 2: They are metalcore. Emo is a totally different genre.
by wingkon December 7, 2009
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Without the need for evidence.
Without the need for evidence.
by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011
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Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!
by Dr. Switch October 24, 2004
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"dude that vale the other day.."
"yeah he was packin it big time"
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"yeah he was packin it big time"
g beast gangsta pimp balla playa man thug
by yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 20, 2009
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guy one: hey didn't i see you in The Sports Illustrated catalogue?
a "Pretty": duhh, i go to valencia high school
guy one: want to go have sex in my car?
a "Pretty": i guess just don't cum on my Luis Vutton
a "Pretty": duhh, i go to valencia high school
guy one: want to go have sex in my car?
a "Pretty": i guess just don't cum on my Luis Vutton
by govikings April 15, 2009
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