Twatking

Talking but Twat-king.

when a twat talks in general. theyre just being a twat.

a twat is a F#!@ing retarded pussy person LOL

This twat is twatking his way to the bird zone.

by lizmarc May 7, 2010

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 17, 2010

Watching the Chicken Run

Making out with the risk of getting caught; ever so carefully listening for even the slightest sound that may be another person that may walk in on the action, in order to keep make out sessions secret.

Guy1: Dude, i heard you went over to that really hot chick from chemistry class' house last night to watch a movie, how did it go?

Guy2: Yea we were lying next to each-other on the couch and she was looking foiiiine!, then one thing led to another and we had a full fledged make-out sesh, I didn;t get the full enjoyment I wanted from it though because her parents were coming home soon after we started so i had to keep Watching the Chicken Run

by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010

Twatchip

A person who is considerably cortically subilluminated with crazy ideas that could be considered dangerous. Mostly slow witted, bald, male, pool players with large hands and feet.

you twatchip!!

by mscpg September 30, 2010

Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

by Limpzad November 29, 2011

twatchicanics

The art of being a twat, slut, or tramp.

that women's twatchicanics will cause all of us a lot of pain.

by Sabrina Vega and Layton Smith November 9, 2011

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013