A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.
"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"
"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"
"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"
by Combo-Rai August 5, 2011
Get the Turbo Wristy mug.A Normie who is even more stupid than a normal normie. Turbo normies have little-to-no critical thinking skills and will do whatever the mainstream media tell them to. They do not have opinions of their own, only what the television or newspaper tells them. The only thing worse than a turbo normie is an uber-normie.
Me: Do you think we should really punish ourselves by paying so much for fuel when it won't do anything about the war in Ukraine?
Turbo Normie: Well....we can't let him get away with what he's done, can we?
Turbo Normie: Well....we can't let him get away with what he's done, can we?
by 1--%notanormie June 1, 2022
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An uber nerd...ultra nerd...seriously hardcore geek...did you just get pwned on Halo, WoW, Modern Warfare online? It was probably a turbonerd.
(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)
(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)
by The Medicated August 28, 2010
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A huge douche bag. One who prefers to take it in the ass more than a normal faggot.
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A huge douche bag. One who prefers to take it in the ass more than a normal faggot.
by Kadie&ColeHateMrs.Luman March 14, 2010
Get the Turbofag mug.This sexual move is done when someone fists a woman's asshole and vagina with, preferably, alternating thrusts. This should not be done by amateur as it is very brutal.
Husband "Have a drink, honey. We are gonna Twin Turbo your holes tonight!"
Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."
Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."
by TranslucentAnalBeads February 2, 2015
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Originally they all had spoilers, but there are only four RS Turbo spoilers left in Britain. These are passed around the 1,562 RS owners frequently, when one of them forgets to garage his car - another owner promptly steals the spoiler and puts it on his car. When he forgets to garage it, the cycle is repeated.
Originally they all had spoilers, but there are only four RS Turbo spoilers left in Britain. These are passed around the 1,562 RS owners frequently, when one of them forgets to garage his car - another owner promptly steals the spoiler and puts it on his car. When he forgets to garage it, the cycle is repeated.
"Oh mate, I nicked this RS Turbo last night off me mate, help me get the spoiler off?"
"'ere Sharon, fancy a shag in my RS?"
"Escort RS Turbo - no spoiler, no wheels, good condition, £50"
"'ere Sharon, fancy a shag in my RS?"
"Escort RS Turbo - no spoiler, no wheels, good condition, £50"
by Neilos June 1, 2007
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Gerry Yeow pulled out his turbonium on her. Its very appearance made her Pantene ProV hair stand on end. Such power. Such machismo!
by Andrewcrombie May 30, 2008
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