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A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.
"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"

"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"Β£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"
by Combo-Rai August 05, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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