Trump

Trump is your daddy if you live in america

look its daddy trump hes so sexy

by i h8 nomos 69 December 7, 2020

Trump

Another word for that normally, brownish, often-times mishapen, goop. that comes out of your anus. Another word for feces.

Now that I have had my coffee, I really need to take a trump.

by spiritualadvisor November 6, 2020

trump

To behave in a stupid and embarrassing manor while engaging in a serious or dangerous activity.

Man it was so trump when you came to the business meeting without clothes on this morning.

When you lost the election and kept bringing baseless lawsuits to delay the inevitable you were really being a trump about it.

That guy was such a trump when he decided to squatter in the White House and didn’t think anyone would kick him out.

by Maverick the Debut November 10, 2020

Trump

A person who over stayed their welcome and refuses to leave.

Man the party was over 3 hours ago and John is still sitting on my couch drinking all my beers! I’ve told him to piss off but he won’t leave! What a fucking Trump!

by Hollowone November 14, 2020

Trump

Having to flush twice

Dude I thought I was done but woohoo, had a trump moment in the restroom

by Happy in Denver January 27, 2021

Trump

Uttering an easily refutable falsehood for personal gain.

Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."

A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"

by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020

trump

A dog poop left behind by someone who should have picked it up. It is objectively disgusting, in a place it doesn't belong, represents selfish irresponsibility, is dangerous to public health, and someone got away with something by leaving it there.

"Dammit, Sally, we've got to put up a sign. That's the fourth trump I've had to clean up this week."

by Pissflaps McNulty2 November 8, 2020