Teenage Parent

Someone who has a child at a young age.

I am a teenage parent, - I'm not a slut, nor am I stupid. People need to stop being so horrible to teenage parents just because they have children young. Yes, there are bad teenage parents out there - just as there are bad ADULT parents!

Many people believe that because we got pregnant young we must have slept around. This is completely untrue. Many teenage parents I know, myself included, fell pregnant to boyfriends that we had been with for a couple of years.

Lastly, in New Zealand (where I'm from) there are many Teenage Parent Units. These are schools specifically designed for the education of teenage parents. The parents work from Correspondence School books and attend classes with teachers within the school.
The age limit is 21, so there is a long time for the mothers (and sometimes fathers) to complete their education - most then go on to university!

I understand that many people have misconceptions about teenage parents, I was one of those people before I became a parent myself.

All I'm asking is for you to make no assumptions and don't judge us all by one stereotype!

Teenage parents are just the same as adult parents!

by pdizza September 4, 2009

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Teenage girl

they like to talk an astronomical amount of shit towards every single passerby that walks past their pampered asshole that is practically prolapsing from last nights preteen pounding from their boyfriends and all of their boyfriends have the same cancer hat crew cut following all of them as they travel in herds and have zero independent thought processes which is completely brainwashed by pop culture.

teenage girl 1 shouts freak at a random passerby teenage girl 1 then walks away really fast thinking her 5 mile per hour trot will get her outta danger

random passer by charges at her knocks her unconscious and proceeds to violently beat the unconscious shit outta the teenage girl and teach her what her parents should have taught her not to mess with a 240 pound strong man who is having a bad day

by superiorbreed September 21, 2018

treefaller

1. Someone who falls out of a tree
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.

3. A cool person

If you are ever in a tree, relaxing and then you fall off, you are a treefaller.

If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.

by purplepigeon27 March 9, 2011

treeball

hairy ball that falls from a coconut or palm tree. white milky inside. hurts when it hits you. treeballs kill more people than sharks, but less people than boring speeches. people drink treeballs as a substitute to milk. they also use treeball shells as bowls, shovels or cups for football.

thanks to my treeball cup, my balls are okay.

my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.

treeballs are kept high in the tree.

wow, what big treeballs!

by andrew104 June 5, 2012

treebanger

Noun: a treebanger is a horny hippie who instead of hugging the trees, tries to bang them

Check out that treebanger by the fern with his pants down

Israr is such an extreme vegetarian, he might as well be a treebanger

by McBoooger February 10, 2014

Teenager

The stage when you're too young to do half the things you want to do but too old to do the other half.

Person 1: Those teenagers are always sneaking into clubs!
Person 2: No they're not! They're always on kiddie rides and getting over excited by bubbles.

by heartofglass June 25, 2014