SHIT TO A BLANKET

To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.

1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.

by Finbarthebad October 3, 2007

hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

by UCLGay January 8, 2008

Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.

Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

Toaster

Street slang referreing to a pistol, especially semi-automatic Glock .380 cal, .45 cal, and 9 mm pistols.

"Yo Simmy, I'm a pop them toasters on them suckas!"

by Inked July 31, 2006

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by bullterrier January 1, 2009

Toadaso

Different variaton of " I told you so. "

See? I toadaso. Never ever call em' porchmonkeys or you might get your ass beat. I fuckin' toadaso!

by lifeordeath42 October 9, 2008

toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.

Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.

by The food authority December 1, 2013