a gay faggot who no one likes and is very disrespectful when it comes to adults and children. he is such a show off too. he is so sexist and just not a great person to be around.
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He heavy af even tho he cant breathe with his asthma *wheeze* having ass tho he cool ngl really fluffy dude everyone loves dis mans and he pretty ebic on xbox
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Get the Jonathan mug.Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know
Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot
Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Jonathan: nien nien nien
Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot
Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Jonathan: nien nien nien
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Get the jonathansexual mug.A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.
When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.
When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."
"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 4, 2021
Get the Jonathan mug.absolute retard, can't do shit with his life, typically short, like reeaally shoort like 4'8". dogshit at videogames and incapable performing basic human function. Addicted to borgers and has retarded episodes where he only says borger and moans loudly. Absurdly obese to the point where his 1 inch penis while erect is being swallowed whole by his flesh. Needs to be constantly called an idiot and a bitch and other derogatary words as that is all he used to hearing, if he goes without hearing this for too long he collaps into a wet slop. Has -2 brain cells, and is absolutely the worst human on the fucking planet, to the point where he is subhuman and worth less than a dog. The sun stops shining whenever he goes outside for god cannot look upon his inbred mistake when god accidentally fucked a coconut.
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