Fake Timbs

When an ignorant piece of shit finneses the shit out of ppl selling non brand bootleg Timberland Boots

Look at those Fake Timbs
*shoots the seller in the head*

by Big head on that beat November 9, 2016

2 timing

When a guy dates two girls at the same times, and alternates back and forth between them. Usually the girls find out eventually SO DON'T DO IT.

Girl 1: Im dating Jaylan
Girl 2: wtf me too!
Girl 1: He must be 2 timing us :(

by n_m1237 December 3, 2016

speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

timesuck

The void that gets created by engaging in an activity that seems like it will be short but ends up taking up huge amounts of time. Like watching video on YouTube, or browsing definitions on Urban Dictionary, or playing Halo 3 on Xbox

Tim: I am so tired, last night I was going to bed and grabbed my laptop to check email. Before I knew it I fell into a timesuck on YouTube and it was 2 am.

Jeff: yeah, that happened to me last week browsing Urban Dictionary

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008

times ten

To dewscribe something to the extreme limmits

I beat him up Times Ten

by sparker April 29, 2004

Timestamped

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend

Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

by The Professional Timestamper March 6, 2009

Timie

Usually of the female sex, although given such name wouldn't lend one to believe such. It may be due to such name that said females are totally and completely insane. They have very few friends, of which most are relatively new due to mental instability. Most, if not all, of these creatures crave unwarranted attention due to having the smallest amounts of self-confidence.

Originating from small, Alabama towns, of which there is almost no culture other than traditional enclaves of racist thought, this creature sees nothing outside the world they have chosen to create in their own mind.

Man 1: Did you see that girl over in the corner?

Man 2: yeah, heard she was a Timie type, doesn't care for others except where it benefits her. And she'll f*cking go crazy on you for no reason.

Man 1: Thanks for the heads up, I don't play with crazy

by archaeologic April 23, 2010