talking through a paper ass

Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.
Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."
by ASmith March 25, 2006
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like shit through a goose

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
by BobbyD February 16, 2016
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whistling through my ass

Talking complete and utter nonsense. When something someone is saying is so completely and totally inaccurate and worthless that its value equates roughly to a whistling noise emanating from the anal area.
Phil said he's going to run for President next year!
Yeah right, he's just whistling through his ass!

Do I know what I'm talking about here or am I just whistling through my ass?
by Jotinmick December 15, 2015
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Breathing through my elbows

To spend a large amount of time performing oral sex on a girl
Yo man, after meeting that chick on Friday I spent the rest of the night breathing through my elbows
by Maddhatr October 16, 2010
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like crap through a goose

simply, effortlessly Patton ran over Rommel like crap through a goose
by mudnducs September 16, 2013
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push through my buttle

food -the concept of processing the food through the intestines, eventually pushing the remnant/s out the buttle (butt hole)

what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...

-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
ah smoked these muggles, now me need something to push through my buttle...

almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!

i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
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