Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.

friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though

by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011

desert rage

Uncontrollable use of substances while vacationing for a short period of time to the desert, particularly when attending music festivals in remote locations.

Bill just got back from Coachella, where we went on a 3 day desert rage.
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!

by CactusWolf August 16, 2018

desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007

Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.

"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."

by Dbass July 18, 2016

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

deserter paradox

a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea

A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.

by BingoIsaac April 7, 2023

Desert Eagle

A absolute beast. It's the pinnacle of all pistols. Has a 50 AE calibre.

Person 1:I have a desert eagle!
Person 2:Woah what calibre is it?
Person 1:Of course 50 AE.

by German ww1 soldier August 25, 2022